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Churches Uses GPS Device To Help Track Baby Jesuses, Ricky Bobby Gives Full Endorsement

December 21, 2013

It’s a problem some churches didn’t know how to handle until now. One  security company is using its power to partner with a symbol that needs a little  help this holiday  season Each year, Baby Jesus figurines are stolen from nativity scenes across the  country. Now, church owners are fighting back. A GPS device is put inside the doll to prevent theft. “And the beauty  of this is it really works and it’s simple to use,” said Alan Czyzewski,  Parishioner at St. Ambrose Church in New Jersey. Brickhouse Securities gives out free GPS devices to qualified religious  institutions. Then they track the movements.We then monitor it from our cloud-based mapping system, and set up alerts so that they’ll  get a text message or and email if the Baby Jesus is in motion. Ricky Bobby gives full endorsement.



Ask The Eye, Tell Your Stepbrother To Stay Away From Your Drum Set

June 18, 2013

Dear Eye View

I’m a 24-year-old woman who recently moved back home with my parents. My stepbrother is 31 years old and has never left the nest. After moving in, I noticed that my dirty unmentionables began disappearing. Last week, after entering my stepbrother’s room, I found an article hanging beneath his pillow. He’s been my brother for almost 15 years. I don’t know how to approach this. I love him, but I’m seriously creeped out. What should I do?

Creeped Out

Dear Creeped Out

I understand your concern. Let your folks know the situation and do not under any circumstance let him near your drum set.. Hope this helps..



2014 Super Bowl To Be In Cold Weather Stadium NFL Commish Needs Chazz Michael Michaels

February 5, 2013

The 2014 Super Bowl will be the first to be played outdoors in cold weather conditions and the centerpiece performance may be a casualty of freezing temperatures, it was revealed today.

The New York Post reported that there are no plans for a musical show at the Metlife Stadium in New Jersey as NFL officials can’t work out how to put on the huge spectacle in wintry conditions. The challenges of a cold-weather Superbowl  are not just musical – there is a long list of potential  problems for the  organizers. The 2014 Super Bowl is the first to be staged  in two states as New Jersey and New York are collaborating to host the massive  event. As a result, mass transit in the event of  heavy snowfall is a major concern.

‘The NFL is freaking out about these issues  because they’ve never done a cold-weather Super Bowl,’ one source told the  Post.

NFL Commissioner considering making call to Chazz Michael Michaels to kick some ice.

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Guy Tries Out For the Denver Broncos Cheer Leading Squad Can’t Do The Perfect Cheer

April 16, 2012

A Colorado man faced off against 200 women in the hopes of becoming the Denver Broncos’ first male cheerleader last weekend.
Sacha Heppell participated in the first round of tryouts Sunday. One member of the judging panel said it’s an open call, so anyone could try out.
Heppell called the opportunity “amazing,” but admits he messed up a few times. He was cut after the first round.

Heppell said I just was not able to make the perfect cheer..