Posts Tagged ‘Seinfeld’

Obamacare Website Can Take The Reservation But Not Hold The Reservation

December 6, 2013

Much of the focus and media coverage have been on the front-end problems with the portal, and administration officials have repeatedly claimed that could not handle the traffic that resulted from Americans who were supposedly attempting to log on en masse.

But insurance companies have complained of back-end problems. Some insurance companies have warned that the “faulty and incomplete” data they are receiving from the website may actually mean Americans who think they signed up for insurance will not be enrolled.

One health care consultant asked of Obama administration officials: Are they “stupid enough to fix the front end of this thing before they fix the back end?”

Obamacare website allow insurance companies to take the reservation but not hold the reservation.


hold the reservation

FBI Launches Attack On The Scooter Store With No Cost To You

February 22, 2013

Approximately 150 federal and state law enforcement agents launched a massive raid on one of the biggest perpetrators of government fraud in America: The Scooter Store. Yes, that’s right. The nation’s largest provider of single-person electric vehicles and power chairs is the target of a federal investigation, probably because many of the people who ride around their “personal mobility devices” don’t actually need them. FBI agents would not provide details on any crimes or possible charges behind the search warrant, but 1,200 employees of the company were escorted from the headquarters in New Braunfels, Texas.

Employees escorted from the Scooter Store headquarters.

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Fitness Fashion Update. Zaggora HotPants Help You Burn Calories, Jimmy Training Shoe Sold Separate

January 17, 2013

It’s literally the hottest new trend winning over the fitness fashion-forward. The Zaggora HotPant is part of a clothing line that claims to help you burn more calories by making you not only look, but also feel hot. ABC News’ Juju Chang visited Zaggora’s founder, Dessi Bell, a 28-year-old investment banker turned workout guru, to give the pants a try.”You can actually burn more calories by just wearing these clothes?” Chang asked.”Because it makes you hotter,” Bell replied. “The body burns more calories when you get hotter.”According to Bell, these pants will make you sweat while helping you melt off those extra pounds.”Our biggest market is moms, and moms are great because once moms get behind a product, they tell all their friends,” Bell said.

Jimmy Training Shoe sold separate.



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Ask The Eye, Reader Rejects Naming Her Child Vulva, How About The Name Seven You Can Bend It Like Beckham

November 28, 2012

Dear Eye View

My husband and I are expecting our first child, a girl, around Christmas. We thought nothing could sadden us during this happy time, but were shocked last week to hear that my husband’s mother was taken from us in an auto accident. In his grief, my husband asked that we name our daughter after his late mother. The problem is that my mother in law’s name was Vulva, and I just can’t fathom giving my child such a horrid name. I had been thinking something along the lines of Virginia or Lou Ann. I told my husband I would think about it, but he’s pressing the issue, and I need to tell him something. Am I being selfish for not wanting to name my child Vulva, even under these circumstances?


Dear Desperate

I understand your desperation. Tell your husband you feel uncomfortable naming your child after a body part and there are other wonderful names his mother would aprove. For instance, I have always liked the name Seven. It’s Mickey Mantle’s number. So not only is it a beautiful name, it is also a living tribute to Mickey and your mother- in- law. If he objects you can always use it as a middle name. You can bend it like Beckham. Hope this helps.



Post Card Mailed In 1943 Finally Arrives, Sometimes Post Cards Are Found In Old Mailbags

November 24, 2012

A postcard sent to two Elmira sisters nearly seven decades ago arrived last week at the intended address, but it ended up in the hands of two different sisters.

The postcard, sent July 4, 1943, from Rockford, Ill., was intended for Pauline and Theresa Leisenring, who once lived in the home along Bridgman Street in Elmira.

It was sent by their parents, who were visiting their brother at the Medical Center Barracks at Camp Grant.

Last week, the postcard arrived at the home of Adam and Laura Rundell.

“It was delivered in mint condition. We were so shocked,” Laura said. “It’s a treasure that just showed up in the mailbox with our address on it.

Karen Mazurkiewicz, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Postal Service in Buffalo stated ”Sometimes, letters or postcards are found in an old mailbag or behind machinery.

Hello Newman


Unpaid Social Liaison Does In General Petraeus,Keep Your Enemies Close, But Unpaid Social Liaison Closer

November 12, 2012

WASHINGTON (AP) — As questions swirl about the extramarital affair that led to the resignation of CIA Director David Petraeus, the retired general and his biographer, Paula Broadwell, have been quiet about details of their relationship. However, information has emerged about the woman who received the emails from Broadwell that led to the FBI’s discovery of Petraeus’ indiscretion.

A senior U.S. military official identified the second woman as Jill Kelley, 37, who lives in Tampa, Fla., and serves as an unpaid social liaison to MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa, where the military’s Central Command and Special Operations Command are located.

Jill Kelley (USL) unpaid social liaison is a real go getter..Keep your enemies close but unpaid social interns closer.

NY Food Donations To Homeless Shelters Not Allowed Due To Fat Content, Homeless Insulted By Muffin Stumps

November 10, 2012

Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s food police have struck again!

Outlawed are food donations to homeless shelters because the city can’t assess their salt, fat and fiber content, reports CBS 2’s Marcia Kramer.

Glenn Richter arrived at a West Side synagogue on Monday to collect surplus bagels — fresh nutritious bagels — to donate to the poor. However, under a new edict from Bloomberg’s food police he can no longer donate the food to city homeless shelters.

No muffin stumps allowed either.


Ask The Eye Consider Being An Architect

September 16, 2012

Dear Eye View

We are friends with a couple who both have successful careers but they drive me a little crazy. “David” was accepted to medical school but dropped out to get an MBA, not an M.D. “Laura” went to law school, but didn’t take the bar. David tells everyone he’s a doctor but doesn’t practice, and Laura says she’s a lawyer. Every so often Laura will say to people, “Why don’t you ask David about your son’s illness, he’s a doctor.” Are they misrepresenting themselves? Am I wrong to be so annoyed by this? Not a Doctor

Dear NAD

I understand your concern.According to the American Bar Association, law school graduates who have not passed the bar should not call themselves lawyers. But David might need an attorney if he continues to hold himself out as a doctor and dispenses medical advice. Tell your friend to go to architecture school. It really doesn’t take that long.. Hope this helps.