Posts Tagged ‘Schweddy Balls’

Eye View On Broadway Baldwin Snub, Flashes His Schweddy Balls

June 16, 2013

Alec Baldwin just can’t win on Broadway.

After his ill-fated “Orphans” closed early and he was then snubbed by the Tonys, the former “30 Rock” star seemingly was barred from a VIP bathroom at Nathan Lane’s Tony-winning show, “The Nance,” last week — even though his pregnant wife made the grade. But when Baldwin tried to use the same facility, he was barred and had to use a toilet downstairs — with the rest of the riffraff.

“Alec was stopped by security and told he couldn’t use that bathroom, which was for employees,” a spy said, adding that a disgruntled Baldwin then was overheard joking to Hilaria and friends in the lobby, ‘They won’t let me use that bathroom. I guess I’m not famous enough!”

Broadway snub makes Baldwin flash his schweddy balls.

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One Million Moms Resisting Alex Baldwin’s Schweddy Balls

September 21, 2011

OneMillionMoms, an organization affiliated with the American Family Association, announced a boycott of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream over a new flavor called “Schweddy Balls.” The group said Friday on its website: “The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.”

The idea for the ice cream flavor’s name came from a 1998 Saturday Night Live comedy segment featuring Alec Baldwin, Molly Shannon, and Ana Gasteyer. In the sketch Baldwin plays Pete Schweddy, a baker who brings his best-selling holiday treat to share with two public radio hosts. “No one can resist my Schweddy balls,” Baldwin famously said in character.

The new Ben & Jerry’s flavor consists of vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum flavor, mixed with fudge-covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls.

A million moms resisting Alex Baldwins Schweddy Balls.