Posts Tagged ‘Palin’

Obama Lies About Snooki, The View Exposes Snookigate

July 30, 2010
President Obama went on ‘The View’ yesterday  and was asked some very difficult questions. For example, Joy Behar asked “Should Snooki run as mayor of Wasilla?” His response to the question, aimed to take a jab at Sarah Palin, was to say he did not know who Snooki was. Unfortunately the President was not totally truthful.At the White House Correspondents Association Roast dinner on May 1, Obama joked about Snooki and her MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore’ in his health-care bill: Obama joked that, Tonight, in the interest of transparency, I would like to share a couple. Let’s see. This provision is called the Bay State of Denial. It reads, this bill shall cover short-term memory loss relating to the passage of Massachusetts’ health care reform. Good news. Your condition is covered.

Also in discussing the new 10% tax on tanning salons he joked that   this provision is called the Jersey Shore-up. It reads, the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. Snooki, JWoww, The Situation, and…House Minority Leader John Boehner.

Obama takes jab at Palin,trips over feet..

  

 

Eye View…Note to Saturday Night Live

May 10, 2010

Saturday Night Life take note….

                           Good                                                                 Better

 

Eye View Obama Translator.. Too Much Information Two Step

May 9, 2010

HAMPTON, Virginia — US President Barack Obama lamented Sunday that in the iPad and Xbox era, information had become a diversion that was imposing new strains on democracy, in his latest critique of modern media. New strains placed on me due to  increased information on what the Government is doing.. I wasn’t counting on so many youtube moments.

“With iPods and iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations, — none of which I know how to work — information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation,” Obama said.. I like my  Blackberry and refuse to give it up. If I don’t understand it you don’t need it.

All of this is not only putting new pressures on you, it is putting new pressures on our country and on our democracy.”.. Putting new pressures on me, I didn’t count on..

“What Jefferson recognized… that in the long run, their improbable experiment — called America — wouldn’t work if its citizens were uninformed, if its citizens were apathetic, if its citizens checked out, and left democracy to those who didn’t have the best interests of all the people at heart. Throw in a dead president quote. Hope they don’t remember me  blasting them for too much information earlier in the speech, and my  general  blasting of  tea party folks for being so informed and involved.

“It could only work if each of us stayed informed and engaged, if we held our government accountable, if we fulfilled the obligations of citizenship.” Step and pivot to the right.Damn I better throw a bone to the right.

Standard Obama Information Two Step.. Step and Pivot… Step and Pivot…  1-2-3