Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

Miss America Contestant Faces More Grueling Questions Than Obama

January 13, 2013

A 23-year-old blonde from Brooklyn, N.Y., won the Miss America crown Saturday night after deftly dealing with a question about armed guards in schools and raising the issue of child sexual abuse in her contestant platform. En route to her victory in the Las Vegas pageant, Mallory Hagan also tap danced to James Brown’s “Get Up Off of That Thing,” strutted down the runway in an asymmetrical white gown, and donned a revealing black string bikini.

Miss America contestant faces more grueling questions than the Prez.

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Obama 2.0 Refuses To Compromise And Leads By Insisting We Raise The Debt Limit

January 5, 2013

HONOLULU (AP) — President Barack Obama is hailing a last-minute deal that pulled the country back from the “fiscal cliff,” but warned that he “will not compromise” over his insistence that Congress lift the federal debt ceiling.With one crisis behind him, Obama faces new battles in Congress over raising the country’s $16.4 trillion borrowing limit.

Obama 2.0 leads by insisting we raise the debt limit.



Obama Autopen Signs Fiscal Cliff Deal From Hawaii, Once Again Leaving No Obama DNA, Aloha Suckers

January 3, 2013

HONOLULU, Hawaii – President Obama has signed the “fiscal cliff” legislation into law via autopen from Hawaii, where he is vacationing with his family.

The bill to avert the “fiscal cliff” arrived at the White House late this afternoon and it was immediately processed, according to a senior White House official. A copy was delivered to the president in Hawaii for review. He then directed the bill to be signed by autopen back in Washington, D.C.

The Bush administration deemed in 2005 that the use of the autopen is constitutional, although President George W. Bush never used the mechanical device to replicate his signature on a bill.

Obama signs fiscal cliff bill once again leaving no Obama fingerprints.


Obama Breaks Into Hawaiian During Senator Daniel Inouye Funeral Service Hooked On Vowels

December 23, 2012

President Barack Obama used the funeral for Hawaii senator Daniel Inouye to talk about himself. In the short 1,600 word speech, Obama used the word “my” 21 times, “me” 12 times, and “I” 30 times.

Obama  speaks Hawaiian during Inouye funeral service.


Detroit Asking For Quid Pro Quo Voter Bail Out, Now Seeing Things In A Different Light

December 5, 2012

The city of Detroit faces a major financial crisis and one member of city council thinks President Barack Obama should step in and help.
City Council member JoAnn Watson said Tuesday the citizens support of Obama in last month’s election was enough reason for the president to bailout the struggling the city. “Our people in an overwhelming way supported the re-election of this president and there ought to be a quid pro quo and you ought to exercise leadership on that,” said Watson.  Nearly 75 percent of Wayne County voters pulled the lever for Obama in November. The White House has expressed no plans to bailout the cash-crunched city that some experts say could run out of money by the end of the year.

Detroit now seeing Obama in a different light.

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Obama Legend Hero Of Our World Arrives In Myanmar Creating Mirage Of Success

November 19, 2012

On his first trip abroad since his re-election earlier this month, Obama got a warm welcome in Myanmar, hugging long-time opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi and lauding her as a personal inspiration. “You are the legend hero of our world,” one banner read.

Obama acknowledged Myanmar’s many democratic shortcomings but said: “The United States of America is with you.”

Aung San Suu Kyi” added the most difficult time in any transition is when we think that success is in sight,” she said. “Then we have to be very careful that we’re not lured by the mirage of success.”

Obama arrives in Myanmar with a checkbook in his hand, creating a mirage of success.


Gore Posts Second Reason To Lower The Sea Level

October 31, 2012

While it did not take long it was expected. Former vice president Al Gore put  out a statement on his blog on Tuesday and blamed the  intensity of Hurricane Sandy on “global warming pollution.”

Gore concluded at the end of his blog that “dirty energy makes dirty  weather.”Hurricane Sandy is a disturbing sign of things to come. We must heed this  warning and act quickly to solve the climate crisis. Dirty energy makes dirty  weather.

Gore blames the climate for raising sea levels while blaming higher altitude for Obamas debate performance.

Facebook Censors Navy SEALs to Protect Obama on Benghazi-Gate Facebook Finally Dislikes Too Much Information

October 31, 2012

Over the weekend, Facebook took down a message by the Special Operations Speaks PAC (SOS) which highlighted the fact that Obama denied backup to the forces being overrun in Benghazi.

The message was contained in a meme which demonstrated how Obama had relied on the SEALS when he was ready to let them get Osama bin Laden, and how he had turned around and denied them when they called for backup on Sept 11.

Facebook pulled the re-posted meme down within 7 or 8 hours and suspended the SOS account for 24 hours.

In other words, Facebook put the Navy SEALS in timeout in order to shield Obama.

Facebook at last dislikes too much information.


Obama And Banana Republic Ready To Release His Next Fashion Statement, The El Presidente

October 26, 2012

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President Barack Obama said in an interview released on Thursday that the next important step for making the financial sector safer is to make sure executive pay is less closely tied to risky bets. In an interview to be published on Friday in Rolling Stone magazine, Obama said that despite passage of Dodd-Frank financial reform legislation, there is more to be done to make financial markets safe after the damage caused by the crisis of 2007-2009.”The single biggest thing that I would like to see is changing incentives on Wall Street and how people get compensated,” Obama said.

Obama ready to dictate private sector salaries. Obama moving forward with his next clothing line the El Presidente.

Michelle Obama States The President Has Never Blamed Bush

October 18, 2012

First lady Michelle Obama said Wednesday that President Obama did not look to blame others for the challenges he faced as president, an apparent rebuke to Republican accusations that the White House continues to point the finger at President George W. Bush for the lagging economy.

“See, but your president, he didn’t point fingers,” Mrs. Obama said, at a campaign fundraiser in New York. “He didn’t place blame. Instead, he got to work, because he was thinking about folks like my dad and like his grandmother.


Michelle O stated the President has never pointed fingers at President Bush.