Posts Tagged ‘Monica Lewinsky’

Monica Lewinsky May Be Teaming Up With The Feds To Regulate Drudge Seeking Vanity Fairness

May 8, 2014

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, probably due to growing Clinton nostalgia in politics and on Tumblr, broke her silence with a personal essay for Vanity Fair this month. In it, she posts, “thanks to the Drudge Report, I was … possibly the first person whose global humiliation was driven by the Internet.”Lewinsky also makes a point to note that her affair with President Clinton was consensual, and that he did not abuse her. The abuse she suffered was at the hands of the media, she says. She says her goal now “is to get involved with efforts on behalf of victims of online humiliation and harassment and to start speaking on this topic in public forums.”

Monica Lewinsky may be teaming up with the Feds to regulate Drudge to push the Fairness Doctrine. Seeking Vanity Fairness.



Housewives Of The Pentagon Create A Mighty Wind

November 13, 2012

The resignation of David Petraeus, sparked by  the revelation that the former general was having an affair with his biographer, Paula Broadwell,  is the biggest sex scandal to hit Washington since Bill Clinton was revealed to  have had ‘sexual relations’ with Monica Lewinsky.

And the parallels between the two events are  growing stronger as it has been revealed that both Petraeus’ mistress and the  whistleblower,Jill Kelley, who exposed them have hired legal advisers who previously worked  with the former White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

Jill Kelley, the Florida housewife who was dragged in to  the scandal when she started receiving abusive emails from an anonymous source,  has hired Lewinsky’s crisis manager to help her deal with the publicity she is  facing after the resignation of the former CIA director.

Whistle blower moment as Housewives of the Pentagon create a mighty wind. In military fashion General Petraeus always assures a working backup in case of operational malfunction. As Jilly Kelley twin sister Natalia Khawam stands down.

Bill Clinton Awarded First Bony Fickle Finger of Fate Award

November 6, 2012

Campaigning for President Barack Obama in Philadelphia on Monday afternoon,  former President Bill Clinton inadvertently struck a note of irony while  attempting to criticize Mitt Romney’s campaign.

“You’re laughing, but who wants a president who will knowingly, repeatedly  tell you something he knows is not true?” Clinton asked, after discounting a  claim in a recent Romney ad that the Obama administration’s auto bailout hurt  American workers.

Bill Clinton sticks himself with his bony finger..



Little Rock Municipal Airport To Change Name To HillBilly National Airport

March 21, 2012

The Little Rock Municipal Airport Commission announced a unanimous vote Tuesday to rename Little Rock National Airport after the state’s (and country’s) famous former first couple.

“Bill and Hillary Clinton not only devoted years of service to Arkansas, but have served the nation as a two-term President, and as First Lady, U.S. Senator, and Secretary of State – that’s a legacy of which all Arkansans can be proud,” Jim Dailey, the commission’s chairman, said in a statement on the airport’s website.

Bill Clinton is excited and already working on ideas for the Hillbilly cigar shop.

Chelsea Clinton Gets Plum Job At NBC Bypassing Clinton Head Intern Position

November 15, 2011

She’s now NBC News correspondent Chelsea Clinton.

The daughter of Bill and Hillary Rodham Clinton began work today at NBC, where she’ll work on projects for “NBC Nightly News” and for the Brian Williams newsmagazine “Rock Center.” The network says she’ll report stories for the feel-good “Making a Difference” series. In a statement, Chelsea Clinton says she’s always been inspired by “people who imagine and implement solutions to challenges” in their lives in the world around them.

Chelsea Clinton zooms to top of her profession while side- stepping a Clinton intern postion.