Posts Tagged ‘Mexico’

US Tunnel Task Force Discover Tunnel, Drug Lord El Chapo Definitely On The Fast Track

November 28, 2010

U.S. authorities on Thursday found a sophisticated tunnel used to smuggle drugs between Mexico and San Diego, the second such discovery in the region in less than a month.

The half-mile passage runs from a residence in Tijuana to a warehouse in San Diego’s Otay Mesa area, the San Diego Tunnel Task Force said in a statement.

The statement said authorities believed more marijuana was being stored inside the tunnel. Agents were working with the Mexican military on the investigation.

Mike Unzueta, head of investigations at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in San Diego, said the cinderblock-lined entry to the tunnel dropped 80 to 90 feet to a wood-lined floor.

From the U.S. side, there was a stairway leading to a room about 50 feet underground that was full of marijuana.

Mr Unzueta said: ‘It’s a lot like how the ancient Egyptians buried the kings and queens.’

Authorities seized more than 20 tons of marijuana, and Mr Unzueta said the tunnel – and another found in early November – are the work of Mexico’s Sinaloa cartel, headed by the country’s most-wanted drug lord, Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman.

 Upon further exploration, authorities were impressed when they discovered a  sophisticated Fastrak toll system in place.

Ask The Eye, A Good Ass Can Be A Window To The World..

June 20, 2010

Dear Eye View

I’m 52 years old and divorced. My girlfriend is a 40 years old  divorced Latino women. We are in love, and our relationship of nine months is serious. My issue is that when she dresses casually it is often too provocative: midriff exposed, low-cut top, bra-less. I find her clothes embarrassing at times; I wouldn’t feel comfortable with my college-age daughter wearing these outfits. My girlfriend is very pretty, has not had children, and is thin, which she is clearly flaunting. She is a wonderful, loving person, and I don’t know how to have the conversation without hurting her feelings. How do I start this conversation?

Feeling Prudish

Dear FB

Lets review….Your girlfriend is 12 years younger, has no children, is a hot Latino women,  is loving and wonderful, and dresses like a hottie. If she likes sports she is 6 for 6. What is your problem??? The eyes may be a window to the soul but a good ass can be a window to the world. Keep your mouth shut or she may decide there are better things to do than you……. pendejo. Hope this helps..