Posts Tagged ‘Lady Gaga’

Lady Gaga Attorneys Report Breast Milk Ice Cream Nausea-Inducing, Threaten Suit

March 8, 2011

Lady Gaga is threatening to sue The Icecreamists, a Central London ice cream parlor, that used part of her name to sell their human breast milk-derived frozen treat.

The Icecreamists have gained some publicity since premiering the specialty ice cream, ‘Baby Gaga,’ nearly two weeks ago but now face a lawsuit.

Gaga’s attorneys at the law firm of Mishcon de Reya sent the owners a legal letter asking them to stop using the name ‘Gaga’ in their ice cream, calling their concoction “deliberately provocative and, to many people, nausea-inducing.”

Lady Gaga threatens suit over nausea-inducing  ice cream while wearing a nonprovocative non nausea-inducing meat suit. Funny

Eye View Style, Lady Gaga Says Her New Perfume Smells Like A Hooker

February 27, 2011

After reports surfaced last month that Lady Gaga wanted her fragrance to smell like blood and semen, Gaga set the record straight on Australia’s “Kyle and Jackie O” radio show.

She explained, “No, no, no. Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker.” Oh. Ok, then. Our bad on the misinformation.

She added, “I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that’s where [the rumors] came from and that is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like that.” And the blood part was taken out of Gaga’s own blood sample.

Certainly a must-have for Spring beauty!

Eye View Entertainment, Lady Gaga Wins Video of The Year, Food Inspectors On High Alert

September 13, 2010

Lady Gaga looked almost conservative when she accepted the “Video of the Year” award for “Bad Romance” at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night. But when she remarked “I never thought I’d be asking Cher to hold my meat purse,” we realized what her get-up (dress, hat, shoes, and purse) was actually made of.

Lady Gaga low cut piece of meat……

Eye View Medicine. Bette Davis Eyes Yes, Lady Gaga Eyes No

July 8, 2010

It’s not the weirdest thing that Lady Gaga has ever worn, but it might be the most dangerous.

Gaga’s look from her video for “Bad Romance” is being mimicked by fans who want the huge, wide-eyed, doll look for themselves—achievable by using contact lenses that are reportedly dangerous.

Circle lenses, which are contact lenses that cover the entire iris and part of the whites of the eye, help Gaga-wannabes achieve the creepy look although they are illegal in the U.S. But like mostly everything else in the world, they are available cheaply online.

The FDA has warned that any contacts that aren’t properly fitted by a doctor could cause serious damage and there is even the risk of blindness.

Unfortunately no cure for mental blindness.

General McChrystal Hates The Rules of Engagagement in Afghanistan

June 22, 2010

Based on General McChrystals Rolling Stone  article regarding the  current status of the war  in Afghanistan; it appears he is not a big fan of Obamas Rules of Engagagement