Posts Tagged ‘Jim Carrey’

Obamacare Will Now Be Using Pants On Fire System To Determine Health Care Subsidies

July 9, 2013

If you thought the delay in the employer mandate was bad news for Obamacare, just wait. On Friday, Sarah Kliff and Sandhya Somashekhar of the Washington Post discovered that the Obama administration had buried in the Federal Register the announcement that the government won’t be able to verify whether or not applicants for Obamacare’s insurance exchange subsidies are actually qualified for the aid, in the 16 states that are setting up their own exchanges. Instead, until at least 2015, these states will be able to “accept the applicant’s word [regarding eligibility] without further verification.”

Obamacare to use the liar liar pants on fire eligibility tool..


New Federal Mandated Skimpy Lunch Program Upsets Students “One Size Fits All” Forces A Squeeze

September 25, 2012

In Wisconsin, high school athletes are complaining about not getting enough to eat each day, due to the skimpy new school lunch menu mandated by the United States Department of Agriculture and First Lady Michelle Obama. Students across the country are complaining about the new school lunch regulations. Despite the fact that the new regulations have increased the cost of a lunch 20 to 25 cents per plate, it’s not pleasing students.

Some are throwing away their vegetables while others are adapting to the rules by becoming industrious. In New Bedford, Massachusetts, students have created a black market – for chocolate syrup. The kiddie capitalists are smuggling in bottles of it and selling it by the squeeze.

One size fits all federal program forces a squeeze.