Posts Tagged ‘global warming’

Al Gore Flies To Aspen To Talk Morality

February 21, 2011

ASPEN — He may have been preaching to the choir, but former Vice President Al Gore stirred an Aspen audience Friday with a passionate speech about the effects of global warming, at one point pounding his fist on the podium and declaring it “a moral issue.”
Gore told the standing-room-only audience that his remarks on global warming, and the presentations throughout the half-day symposium, should not be taken as merely “interesting” or “an intellectual exercise.”

“It is a call to action,” he said, “if you love these forests, if you think for a moment about the obligation we have to those who come after (us).

“This is a forest issue. It’s a political issue. It’s an economic issue. It’s a national security issue. It’s a jobs issue. But at bottom, it is a moral issue,” he said to widespread applause. “And we have to be willing to stand up and do the right thing.”

But most of all its an economic issue……


Al Gore Position On Global Warming Taking It In The Shorts

February 5, 2011

Al Gore is taking Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly up on his request to address this winter’s severe snowstorms.

O’Reilly on the Jan. 27 edition of The O’Reilly Factor asked, “Why has southern New York turned into the tundra,” adding, “I have a call in to Al Gore.”

The former vice president and climate activist provided a response on his website Tuesday. “I appreciate the question,” Gore wrote.

“As it turns out, the scientific community has been addressing this particular question for some time now and they say that increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they have been predicting as a consequence of man-made global warming.”

Al Gore politician and climate expert taking it in the shorts.

Weathermen Miss Weather Prediction For NFL Game, How About Predicting Global Climate?

December 27, 2010

Some Philadelphia Eagles fans, including the most important one in the state of Pennsylvania, are incensed that the team’s game against the Minnesota Vikings was postponed for a blizzard that didn’t pack as much of a wallop as expected on Sunday night.

Governor Ed Rendell joined countless fans upset about the game’s move to Tuesday when he told FOX News: “It’s an absolute joke. I was looking forward to this. It would have been a real experience. This is what football is all about. We’re becoming a nation of wussies.”

Forecasters had called for a blizzard to hit during the game and for up to 18 inches of snow to fall in the City of Brotherly Love. But the center of the storm tracked east of the city and by the time the game would have been over, there was only about seven or eight inches on the ground. In those conditions, the game could have been played.

Predicting football game weather and global climate conditions are hard. Both can be taxing.


Ask The Eye.Turn Down the Thermostat Or It Could Get Gorey

June 30, 2010

Dear Eye View,
I just turned 60 this year, and seem to be in some sort of heated sexual frenzy. My wife and I have been happily married for 40 years. We are pillars of the community and have a great family. But we have only had sex with each other. We were high-school sweethearts and have been together sexually for 43 years (yes, I know I was young—but we took the appropriate precautions, and hey, we’ve been married for 40 years now, so no judgments). Anyway, we both want to do a little experimentation sexually and think that we can do it without hurting our marriage. We want to experience outside sex only. We are very committed to each other, and know that we will grow old together. Do you think this little experiment will backfire?


You old horn dog. At this point it would be best to turn down the thermostat and keep it all in the family. If you start experimenting at this point there could be unintendented consequences you will not be able to manage. And that could just be  the “Tip of the iceberg”. Also if you go with the short robe keep it belted.. Hope this helps.


Sex complaint against Gore is detailed, credible, US and Globe Locked In A Box

June 29, 2010
The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president’s story that he and wife Tipper simply “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage

A little later, she said, Gore produced a bottle of brandy and mentioned there were condoms in the “treat box” provided by the hotel. “He then forced an open mouth kiss on me,” she said

Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.

Gore holds Americans hostage by Social Security  lock box and  World  by Global Warming  Treat box..

Al and Laurie, Global Warming Never Got So Hot And Seamy

June 16, 2010
Al Gore’s surprising split from wife Tipper was prompted by an affair he was having with Larry David’s environmental activist wife, Star magazine claims.

The tabloid weekly says the environment-friendly ex-veep and the comedian’s ex have been involved for two years.

Gore friends called the report utter nonsense.

Laurie David is an outspoken Hollywood environmentalist and a trustee of the Natural Resources Defense Council who makes frequent appearances at political events.

She co-produced “An Inconvenient Truth,” the Oscar-winning documentary about Gore and his campaign against global warming.

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” Star quotes an unnamed insider as saying. “It couldn’t be avoided.” Global warming never got so hot. Laurie is attracted to green having had an affair several years  earlier with the Davids groundskeeper prior to their divorce.


Global Crisis Alert.Vuvuzela Hot CO2 Blasts Killing World Cup Atmosphere

June 13, 2010

The constant drone of cheap and tuneless plastic horns is killing the atmosphere at the World Cup.

Where are the loud choruses of “Oooohhsss” from enthralled crowds when a shot scorches just wide of the goalpost? And the sharp communal intake of breath, the shrill “Aaahhhhss,” when a goalkeeper makes an acrobatic, match-winning save? Or the humorous/moving/offensive football chants and songs?

Mostly, they’re being drowned out by the unrelenting water-torture beehive hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm of South African vuvuzela trumpets. Damn them. They are stripping World Cup 2010 of football’s aural artistry.

Plastic horns, CO2 generators,  next phase of global atmospheric crisis.