Posts Tagged ‘Chelsea Clinton wedding’

Chelsea Clinton Woke Up And Had A Chelsea Mourning, Marriage On The Rocks

February 2, 2011

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton is in the midst of relationship problems, at least that’s what The National Enquirer is publishing in their latest edition. According to the publication, husband Marc Mezvinsky has left Chelsea in their New York apartment and has gone to ski in Wyoming!

“ CHELSEA CLINTON’s new husband walked out on her after a knock-down, drag-out fight over starting a family, sources say, and now the former first daughter wants an annulment! Just six months after marrying into the Clinton clan, Marc Mezvinsky has quit his cushy Wall Street job to be a ski bum in Wyoming, leaving a devastated Chelsea behind in their New York apartment, insiders say. Now Chelsea, 30, is begging her parents – ex-president Bill and Secretary of State Hillary – to straighten out her marital mess, sources say. “Chelsea has asked her mother and dad if they could help her get an annulment,” a close source told The ENQUIRER. “She’s heartbroken, but she isn’t afraid to end the marriage. “She regrets now that she ever married Marc.””

Marc Mezinsky hits the slopes while she woke up and had a Chelsea mourning.

2010 Year of Downsizing,Clinton’s lose 25 pounds, Chelsea Took It On The Chin

August 1, 2010

Chelsea Clinton is going to be a happy bride, especially since her dad, former President Bill Clinton, has kept his wedding promise to lose 20 pounds ahead of her big day.

Bill, 63, revealed that Chelsea — who herself has lost over 25 pounds — had asked him to slim down so he can “look good” walking her down the aisle when she wedded banker Marc Mezvinsky.

Chelsea had asked Bill to lose 15 pounds, but he told reporters Saturday he lost 20 pounds by cutting back on desserts and junk food.

Impressed with her Dads downsizing, Chelsea took it on the chin and nose….

Get Your Clinton Wedding Lineup Card Right Here, Father Of the Groom Playing Left Out

July 31, 2010

The father of the groom is no stranger to to legal problems. Ed Mezvinsky, now 77, was jailed in 2001 after pleading guilty to 31 counts of fraud, swindling friends and relatives out of millions in phony investments.

Prosecutors called him ‘a one-man crime wave’. After six years in prison, Ed was released in 2008 but remains on parole.

Divorced from Marc’s mother Marjorie, he is expected to attend the ceremony but not the reception. Relations between the prospective in-laws are said to be ‘cool’. Ed colorful past may outshine Bill Clintons colorful past…. Can’t know the Clinton Wedding party without your lineup card…Though the rookie Bernie Madoff card currently  is more valuable..  

Financial Report Is In, Jenna Bush Is Smarter Than Chelsea Clinton

July 30, 2010

Eye View Personal Finance.

 Here are seven financial messages for would-be brides, grooms—and their parents.

1. The wedding-industrial will not die.   “We’re in a recession-resistant industry,” says Carley Roney, editor-in-chief of Knot Inc.’s TheKnot, the weddings website. The company’s data suggest that the price of the median wedding, which dropped from $19,000 to $17,500 from 2008 to 2009, has now stabilized this year unlike the housing market.

2. Spending a fortune on a wedding is a choice, not a necessity. Chelsea’s wedding is likely to cost $2 million to $3 million, says Ms. Roney. But first daughter Jenna Bush managed to hold a somewhat quieter affair for a lot less when she got married two years ago. She invited about 200 guests and held the wedding on her parents’ ranch in Texas. It was hardly cheap, but at $100,000, the tab wasn’t even in the same ballpark.

3. Spend what you can afford. Sure, the Clintons are spending a lot, but they are rich. Their net worth was estimated at $35 million not long ago. Chelsea is their only child. And Bill gets paid about $250,000 a speech. After taxes, that’s about $160,000. So he could clear a $3 million tab for Chelsea’s big day with 19 speeches during the wedding alone..

4. Look at the hourly costs. For Chelsea’s event, if the ceremony starts at 6 p.m. and the guests party into the small hours, the whole affair may last maybe 11 hours. For $3 million, that’s $270,000 an hour. How much fun can anyone have in an hour? Even if you’re, say, doing the tango with Oprah Winfrey? Look at the numbers for a regular wedding. A $17,500 event that lasts 11 hours is costing you about $1,500 an hour. If it lasts only, say, six hours, you’re spending nearly $3,000 an hour. Look how great a one hour wedding would be… Enjoy.

 5.  The lifetime cost will make you sick. People get angry when I point this out. But if your money earns, say, 4% a year above inflation, every dollar you save at age 20 will grow to about $6 by the time you retire. So that $17,500 will grow to about $100,000. And we’ve seen what can happen to jobs and wages in a slump. In these circumstances, saving money instead of spending it matters very much.

6. You might—possibly—be able to profit from others’ extravagance. For those who still play the market, Knot Inc. may be of speculative interest. With its stock trading at $8, the company’s entire market value is down to $270 million. It has about $130 million of cash and equivalents and no debt. Operating cash flow last year was $12 million. Results are due next week. One to watch.

7. How do you cut costs and still have a great wedding? Avoid Saturdays and peak seasons, says Ms. Roney. Avoid fancy venues and big cities. Make it more casual: A lot of the money goes toward those big formal dinners. And invite fewer guests. Five hundred people is going to cost you, even if they’re not famous. Go for a twilight or matinee wedding…

Bottom line? Jenna Bush is smarter than Chelsea Clinton.

Chelsea Clinton Getting Cold Feet, Eye View Wants To Send Flowers To Make Chelsea Feel Better

July 28, 2010

CHELSEA CLINTON in full meltdown mode after severe panic attacks – that new hubby will be a cheater.

Panicky bride-to-be Chelsea Clinton is secretly undergoing emergency prenuptial counseling ordered by her mom Hillary, insiders say.

“Chelsea is a nervous wreck as her wedding approaches. She’s terrified that she’ll disgrace herself and her family,” a Clinton family friend told The ENQUIRER.

“Chelsea never wanted a royal-style wedding with hundreds of guests. Now, she’s scared to death she’s going to freak out,” said the source.

Panicking, in full meltdown mode, Chelsea reached out to her mother Hillary on her top secret emergency number as she met foreign leaders in Europe.

Eye View request Gennifer Flowers to council Chelsea.



Clintons Desperate To Unload Chelsea, $2M Payoff

July 23, 2010

When Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky tie the knot on July 31 they will be surrounded by friends, family and an A-list of celebrities that is likely to include more than one world leader. Hey, Dad’s a former president and Mom’s the current Secretary of State, after all.

Details of the wedding are slowly leaking out — it’s presumed to be in the small upstate New York village of Rhinebeck– and it doesn’t appear to disappoint. While nobody but the Clintons knows the exact price, it’s shaping up to be a costly affair: the total price tag could easily reach $2 million.

Finally a taker…