Posts Tagged ‘Anthony Weiner’

Ask The Eye Secret Sauce Family Style

July 27, 2013

Dear Eye View,
I am a new mother of a lovely 4-month-old baby girl. My husband has been curious about my lactation, and I allowed him to taste some (from a bottle that I pumped). Now, he wants more. He thinks this sweet, fatty milk product would be perfect for a creamy mushroom pasta sauce. This disgusts me. Turning breast milk into food for adults feels a bit like making margaritas from my sweat. My husband argues that since we have plenty of supply and it wouldn’t hurt the baby, I should just let him try it and get over my repulsion. Am I being unreasonable?

—Lactating Lady

Dear LL
I understand your concern.Your husband sounds insane. I cannot imagine using breast milk for anything but lobster bisque. Anyway, tell him if he serves his secret mushroom pasta sauce to keep it in the family or else … Hope this helps..


Creepy Anthony Weiner Continues His Run For New York City Mayor

July 25, 2013

Former New York congressman Anthony Weiner has again made headlines for his extramarital sexual interactions on the Internet, but is declining to withdraw from the mayoral race in which he has emerged as a frontrunner. Weiner resigned from Congress in 2011 after proof surfaced that he had used Twitter to exchange explicit messages with several women who were not his wife, and the additional online relationship exposed this week allegedly occurred in 2012, following his resignation.Weiner refuses to drop out of the race and continue his run for the mayoral race.


Ask The Eye Great Job And You Stuck Your Landing!

July 24, 2013

Dear Eye View
My wife and I have had sex for several years now. I’m not sure the best way to explain it, so I’m going to just give you some examples of things she says during sex. “You’re doing great!” “Your technique and fundamentals are really good.” “Yes! Keep going! You can do it!” “Wow! That’s good. You must have been practicing!” Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying WHILE we are having sex. Yes, in the middle of the act, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my coach? I’m just so flabbergasted by this, I don’t even know what to say to her. She doesn’t even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement. I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about?


Dear Confused
I understand your concern.Some people love to coach from the sidelines. Many people use the Internet for entertainment and relaxation. Maybe you should check it out. Hope it helps..


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In the Further Adventures of Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, Carlos Senses A Setup In The Missing Shoe Falls

July 23, 2013

Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner admitted today he had another extended, raunchy online sexual relationship with a young woman — just months after resigning in disgrace from Congress in a sexting reported that Weiner used an anonymous handle — “Carlos Danger” — and exchanged sexually explicit photos and XXX-online sex with the 22-year-old young woman for six months. His wife Huma Abedin, sometimes looking uncomfortable and stiff, stood by her husband.
Abedein said it took a lot of “hard work” and a “lot of therapy” to save their marriage after the sexting scandal.

In the futhure adventures of Carlos Danger, Danger senses a setup and states “I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces, working for scale.

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Ask The Eye Don’t Be A Weiner

May 23, 2013

Dear Eye View,
I am a young attorney at a solid law firm. I work very hard, have received stellar reviews, and seem to be well-liked. I’m also happily married to a beautiful woman I adore. And now I am worried about losing the love of my life, my job, or both. Despite my great marriage, I sometimes peruse Craigslist personal ads, just for kicks. Sometimes I even reply—always from an anonymous email—but it never goes any further than that. It’s just a fun fantasy for me. No hookups, no chat, nothing. I have not and would not cheat on my wife. Unfortunately, this past weekend I replied to an ad from my iPhone and I accidentally used my work email account. Although the email wasn’t explicit, it makes me look very bad. I feel absolutely awful. I pay for the phone, but the email goes through the firm’s server, which I know has monitoring software. I’m wondering whether and who I should tell about this. I’m afraid if I bring it up at work, what may have gone unnoticed will become an issue. Also, should I give my wife a head’s up, in case I lose my job? I’m worried that what I thought was a fun little secret is now going to turn into a very public nightmare. Ashamed

Dear Ashamed

I understand your concern. Don’t worry even if you are a weiner, you can always come back. Hope this helps..




Anthony Weiner Considering Running For NYC Mayorship, With A $4.5 Million Chest..

July 15, 2012

Former congressman Anthony Weiner, who resigned last year following revelations that he sent racy pictures to a stranger over Twitter, is reportedly considering running for mayor of New York City.

Before the scandal hit, Weiner had been exploring a 2013 run. His campaign was widely believed to be dead, but the New York Post reports that he is “seriously considering” vying for mayorship.

According to the Post, Weiner has already spoken to several former staffers about the bid, and would also consider running for Public Advocate.

Gothamist reports that the former Rep. has around $4.5 million in his campaign chest.

Wiener has a $4.5m chest and a ten cent head..

Disgraced NY Representative Anthony Weiner Celebrates Movember While Channeling His Inner Porn Star

December 14, 2011

Well, he already had the porno-sounding name.

Disgraced former pol Anthony Weiner stepped out to do some Black Friday  shopping in SoHo sporting a moustache reminiscent of the one made infamous by  adult-film legend John “Johnny Wadd” Holmes in the XXX-rated 1970s.

The randy Queens ex-rep — who was forced out after it was revealed that he’d  sexted pictures of his Congress member to numerous women — toted a shopping bag  as he and pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, hit the stores.

Anthony Weiner celebrates Movember while channeling his inner porn star..


Unintended Consequences Alert Weiner Stimulates Retail Sales

July 2, 2011

First there was the Anthony Weiner scandal, now there’s the Weiner doll.

The anatomically correct action figure is already the most popular item sold on The doll comes complete with “Tweet This” embroidered on the embattled congressman’s boxers.

There are two versions of the doll for sale. The “standard” action figure costs $39.99, but if you want the anatomically accurate “adults only” version, it costs an extra $10, per The Los Angeles Times.

You can also get a toy Blackberry for $18.

Huma doll currently out of circulation..

Huma Weiner Takes A Break, Anthony Weiner Entering Intensive Rehab, There’s A Rock Hard App For That

July 1, 2011

Anthony Weiner’s wife is taking time off from her senior job with the State Department — as well as time off from the randy former representative, The Post has learned.

While Weiner, 46, heads to an “intensive” rehab program to recover from the sexting scandal that cost him his congressional career, his 35-year-old spouse, Huma Abedin, will be relaxing at an undisclosed location.

“She is definitely taking time off away from her husband and chilling,” a source said. “And he’s going some place for at least a couple of weeks.”

Weiner entering intensive rehab..


Welcome Back Weiner, Wants To Be A Kingmaker

June 28, 2011

His ego has no bounds.
In a dazzling display of arrogance, disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner, aka Horshack, is trying to insert himself back into politics — calling power brokers and would-be candidates for his old seat, hoping they’ll let him play a role in choosing his own successor, The Post has learned.Weiner, who became a national dirty joke after he was caught sexting young women, now wants to be a kingmaker.

One Democratic insider confirmed that Weiner has spoken to the Queens party chairman, Rep. Joe Crowley, about whom the Dems should pick. He has also reached out to several of the potential candidates, according to the  insider.