Posts Tagged ‘Animal house’

Grandma Gets Bitten In Freak Otter Attack

August 6, 2014

Wildlife officials are trying to trap an otter today that they believe mauled an 8-year-old boy and his grandmother who came to his rescue. Officials believe Bryce Moser inadvertently got too close to the otter  when he was swimming Thursday morning in the Pilchuck River, a swimming hole his family has been using for years. The boy’s grandmother, Lelani Grove, said she heard the screams of her grandson and then saw the horrible sight of an otter viciously attacking him. “I could see that it was biting into his head and it had its claws around him,” Grove told ABC News affiliate KOMO News. She jumped into action.“It just started biting on me and biting on me and it felt like little knives just going in,” Grove told the station. Grove added the otter was cute but a little freaky.

 

Otter

Advertisements

Univ of Tenn Pulls Funding For Sex Week, Search For Golden Condom Goes Flat, With No Bow Chicka Bow Woah

March 22, 2013

Organizers of the University of Tennessee’s first-ever “Sex Week” will have to find a new source of funding after embattled university officials reversed course and announced they will not fund the controversial program with state tax dollars. We support the process and the students involved, but we should not use state funds in this manner,” Chancellor Jimmy Cheek said in a statement. Sex Week  is scheduled for April 7-12 and includes 30 events including “Getting Laid,” “Sex Positivity; Queer as a Verb,” “Bow Chicka Bow Woah,” “How to talk to Your Parents About Sex,” “Loud and Queer,” and “How Many Licks Does it Take…” – a workshop about oral sex.“ The university had allocated nearly $20,000 to fund the week-long salute to sex that also included a poetry-reading lesbian bondage expert and a campus-wide scavenger hunt for a golden condom. Senator Campfield of Tennessee unknowingly busts a rhyme saying “They say it’s all about diversity “Well, perversity does not make diversity just because it’s at the university.” Bondage takes a backseat at UT..

animal

Presidents Council On Jobs Last Met 1 Year Ago, Ready To Expire, Thank You Sir

January 18, 2013

President Barack Obama’s Jobs Council hit a notable milestone on Thursday: one year without an official meeting. The 26-member panel is also set to expire at the end of the month, unless Obama extends its tenure. The group, formally known as the President’s Council on Jobs and Competitiveness, last convened on Jan.17,2012 for a White House session where it presented formal recommendations to Obama.

Obama’s worthless Council On Jobs and Competitiveness is geting ready to expire. Thank you sir may I have another.

 

jobs