The Taliban Wanted A 6th Guy Back, But Died Getting Gym Quality Gitmo Workout

There’s an automated machine that terrorists everywhere may have to start fearing — and it’s not a new type of drone. It’s actually something your mom might be using right now — the fearsome elliptical. One Taliban leader met his end on the machine designed to shed pounds and strengthen cardio — causing his obvious omission from the list of leaders the radical Islamic group wanted back from Guantanamo Bay in exchange for captured Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. According to a Foreign Policy report, Awal Gul suffered a heart attack in 2011 while training on an elliptical. He had been interned at Gitmo since 2002 before he embarked on his fateful workout on the dreaded elliptical of death. He was 48 years old at the time of his passing. No word if the Taliban will issue a fatwa against all ellipticals in response to Gul’s death



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