Archive for May, 2013

Chelsea Clinton In The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pantsuit

May 28, 2013

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Chelsea Clinton said Tuesday she plans to become increasingly involved in the international health projects of her father’s foundation and to speak out for gay rights.

The only child of former U.S. President Bill Clinton told The Associated Press during a visit to Malaysia that her focus will be on the Clinton Foundation’s work, especially “related to health, not just in the United States but also around the world.” From Malaysia, Clinton travels to Cambodia to launch an effort to slash HIV-related infections and deaths. My goal is always to do as much as I can in whatever area I’m working in,” she said.

Chelsea Clinton doing whatever she can wherever she is as much as she can..

 

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Burger King Employee Punks Two Dudes By Hiding Their Getaway Car

May 28, 2013

A fast food employee is being lauded by police for his fast thinking after foiling a robbery at a Burger King in Stockton, Calif.

As two hamburlgars stormed the restaurant brandishing guns and demanding cash, an employee snuck out a back door, according to KOVR-TV in Sacramento. The employee found the thieves’ idling getaway vehicle in the parking lot, hopped in and drove off, stashing the car around the block. “I haven’t heard of any employee actually leaving a business, getting inside the suspect vehicle and trying to hide it,” Stockton officer Joe Silva told reporters.

Burger King employee plays fast food mind games on two dumbass thieves.

 

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Pig Farmer Feeds Pot To His Pigs Washington Voters Getting High On The Hog

May 28, 2013

This is what they meant by pot-bellied pig!

We’re getting high on the hog of BB Ranch butcher William von Schneidau, who feeds marijuana to his pigs and sells them at Seattle’s Pike Place Market. SeattleMet reports that Schneidau adds “weed to the feed” — yes, the stems, stalks and seeds — to give his meat a more savory flavor.

The “pot pigs” are partly a celebration of Washington voters passing a pot-legalization initiative late last year, MSN reports. But they’re also a real culinary experiment. Schneidau says the pot plants add fiber to the pigs’ diets, which makes the meat taste delicious, man.

No, you won’t get high from the meat. But the pigs get high from the weed, SeattleMet reports: If you’re disappointed that ganja pigs won’t produce ganja bacon, do it the Schneidau way. Halfway through a recent tasting, one of his guests rounded up 75 percent of the room and “got baked.”

Culinary experiment creates hogs gone wild..

 

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Research Fund Junkies Report Sitting Is The New Smoking And Chairs Are Out To Kill Us

May 26, 2013

“Prolonged sitting is not what nature intended for us,” says Dr. Camelia Davtyan, clinical professor of medicine and director of women’s health at the UCLA Comprehensive Health Program. “The chair is out to kill us,” says James Levine, an endocrinologist at the Mayo Graduate School of Medicine.”Sitting is the new smoking,” says Anup Kanodia, a physician and researcher at the Center for Personalized Health Care at Ohio State Universitys  Wexner Medical Center. In general, scientists believe, Americans now sit for more than half of their waking hours. Sadly, the sitting position exerts forces on the body that it’s not built to accommodate.

Research junkies report sitting is the new smoking  and chairs are out to kill us. Drinkers celebrate while exerting force on the body not built to accomodate..

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IRS Official Lois Lerner Punished With More Paid Vacation

May 24, 2013

The Internal Revenue Service official who led the unit that targeted tea party groups and publicly disclosed the activity has been replaced, making her the third top IRS official moved aside since the episode was revealed two weeks ago. Lois Lerner was put on administrative leave on Thursday, said Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, and two congressional aides.Grassley said Lerner rejected a request by Werfel to resign. One congressional aide said Lerner, a career civil servant, will be on paid leave.

Lois Lerner punished with more paid vacations.

 

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Obama Orders Eric Holder To Investigate Himself, Mirror 5

May 24, 2013

President Obama is a little uneasy with the way journalists have been dragged into the Justice Department’s aggressive pursuit of national security leak investigations. In fact, he has ordered Attorney General Eric Holder to conduct a 45-day review of the department’s guidelines on the issue. “Journalists should not be at legal risk for doing their jobs,” President Obama said. “Our focus must be on those who break the law.”

Holder to  investigate Holder for ordering seisure of reporters emails.. Mirror 5

 

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Breaking News: IRS Union Members Request Obamacare Waiver, Refuse To Join The Pants Party

May 24, 2013

The National Treasury Employees Union, NTEU, which represents the IRS employees  has come out against the proposal to put federal workers into exchange-based health insurance.

The people in charge of deciding whether you go into an exchange, and who decided it doesn’t matter whether your state doesn’t want one, don’t want to be in one themselves…

IRS union seeks waiver for Obamacare refusing to join the pants party….

 

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Ask The Eye Don’t Be A Weiner

May 23, 2013

Dear Eye View,
I am a young attorney at a solid law firm. I work very hard, have received stellar reviews, and seem to be well-liked. I’m also happily married to a beautiful woman I adore. And now I am worried about losing the love of my life, my job, or both. Despite my great marriage, I sometimes peruse Craigslist personal ads, just for kicks. Sometimes I even reply—always from an anonymous email—but it never goes any further than that. It’s just a fun fantasy for me. No hookups, no chat, nothing. I have not and would not cheat on my wife. Unfortunately, this past weekend I replied to an ad from my iPhone and I accidentally used my work email account. Although the email wasn’t explicit, it makes me look very bad. I feel absolutely awful. I pay for the phone, but the email goes through the firm’s server, which I know has monitoring software. I’m wondering whether and who I should tell about this. I’m afraid if I bring it up at work, what may have gone unnoticed will become an issue. Also, should I give my wife a head’s up, in case I lose my job? I’m worried that what I thought was a fun little secret is now going to turn into a very public nightmare. Ashamed

Dear Ashamed

I understand your concern. Don’t worry even if you are a weiner, you can always come back. Hope this helps..

EV

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Explosion On Surface Of The Moon, Don’t Be Alarmed

May 20, 2013

A meteoroid struck the surface of the moon recently, causing an explosion  that was visible on Earth without the aid of a telescope, NASA reported Friday.  But don’t be alarmed if you didn’t see it; it only lasted about a second. “It exploded in a flash nearly 10 times as bright as anything we’ve ever seen  before,” said Bill Cooke, of NASA’s Meteoroid Environment Office.“It jumped right out at me, it was so bright,” said Ron Suggs of the Marshall  Space Flight Center. It glowed like a 4th magnitude star, NASA says, thanks to an explosion  equivalent to 5 tons of TNT.

Cooke reports don’t be alarmed by explosion because you can’t blow up the moon..

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IRS Official Targeting Political Groups Now Director Of IRS Affordable Care Act Office, IRS Office Gets A Remodel

May 17, 2013

The Internal Revenue Service official in charge of the tax-exempt organizations at the time when the unit targeted tea party groups now runs the IRS office responsible for the health care legislation. Sarah Hall Ingram served as commissioner of the office responsible for tax-exempt organizations between 2009 and 2012. But Ingram has since left that part of the IRS and is now the director of the IRS’ Affordable Care Act office, the IRS confirmed to ABC News today.

IRS office gets a remodel..

 

 

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