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White House Says No To Death Star But Yes To Debt Star

The White House has finally responded to a petition to build a Death Star, and the answer is no. Most importantly, “the administration does not support blowing up planets.” The petition to “secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016,” received 34,435 signatures before the White House issued a response. Paul Shawcross, Chief of the Science and Space Branch of the White House Office of Management and Budget, explained the decision in a detailed response. He begins by acknowledging that while national defense and job creation are important, the White House can see several issues with the proposal.

Shawcross said currently we are too busy working on construction and completion of  our Debt Star.

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