Ask The Eye, Dazed And Confused Loses His Man Card But Gains The Bob Saget Card

Dear Eye View

My girlfriend and I had been together for about three years, and I was sure she was the one I wanted to marry. Problem was, I didn’t exactly have enough money to get her a good engagement ring. So, in order to raise funds, I put my collection of baseball trading cards on eBay. We’re talking a collection that spanned, like, 20 years, thanks to some cards handed down by my dad. I was totally bummed to part with them because they were so important to me, but I really, really loved this girl. I ended up making more than enough money to pay for a ring. Problem was, when I got down on one knee, she told me that she couldn’t see spending the rest of her life with me. Dazed and Confused

Dear DAC

I understand your concern. You sold your prized baseball card collection to buy a ring for a girl that turned you down. You lost your baseball cards, girl friend, and man card in one stupid decision. Time to start over. How about  a Bob Saget card?..He is a Divine Beast.. Hope this helps

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