Eye View Michelin Guide, Be Sure To Stop Off At Zheleznovodski For A Drink And To Beat Sloppiness

A spa in the Russian city of Zheleznovodsk unveiled their $42,000 bronze salute to clean living on Wednesday. The Botticelli-inspired monument depicts three cherubic little angles holding aloft a bronze syringe bulb that’s used for anal cleansing.

The sculpture was presented to the public this weekend at a celebration featuring models and a banner bearing the charming Soviet slogan “Let’s beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas.” The owner of the spa said enemas are “almost a symbol” of the Caucasus, dotted as the region is with retreats offering visitors the opportunity to get local mineral water sprayed up their ass.

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