Archive for June, 2011

California Signs Bill To Tax The Internet, Amazon Stops Shipment of Jerry Brown Bobbleheads

June 30, 2011

Gov. Jerry Brown has signed into law California’s tax on Internet sales through affiliate advertising which will immediately cut small-business website revenue 20% to 30%, experts say.

The bill, AB 28X, takes effect immediately. The state Board of Equalization says the tax will raise $200 million a year, but critics claim it will raise nothing because online retailers will end their affiliate programs rather than collect the tax.
Amazon has already emailed its termination of its affiliate advertising program with 25,000 websites.
Ca predicted increased tax revenue reduced by loss of jobs. Amazon stops Bobblehead Jerry Brown.


Eye View Sports Sharpova and Kvitova In Wimbledon Finals, Two Ovas Don’t Necessarily Make A Match

June 30, 2011

WIMBLEDON, England — It was all about the serves at Wimbledon on Thursday, and it was Maria Sharapova and Petra Kvitova who survived the ups and downs on Centre Court to reach the final.

Two Ovas don’t necessarily make a match..Enough with all the ovas…US television viewership laying an egg.



Obama Does Not Believe Jets Can Support Kids

June 30, 2011

Kids versus corporate jets.

If President Obama’s news conference accomplished anything on Wednesday afternoon, it underscored, in striking tones, his strategy for winning the debt ceiling fight with Republicans: Make it a clash of classes.
Rich versus Poor.
Us versus Them.
Those who support children, food safety, medical research and, presumably, puppies and apple pie versus the rich fat cats who don’t.

In Obama’s world, Democrats are for kids and Republicans are for corporate jets. That is a sharp distinction that could help put the GOP on defensive, but it may not be enough to persuade Republicans to change their posture on the debt-ceiling talk

Economy created by jets owners help  support kids.

Spring buying boosts home prices in 13 US cities, AP Spin Class Warming Up

June 29, 2011


Home prices in most major U.S. cities are rising for the first time in eight months, boosted by an annual wave of spring buying. Analysts cautioned that the increases may be temporary and don’t signal a rebound for the depressed home market.

Prices rose in 13 of the 20 cities tracked by the Standard & Poor’s/Case-Shiller home-price index, according to the April report released Tuesday. The sharpest increases were in Washington, D.C. The next-largest were in San Francisco, Atlanta and Seattle.

AP warming up for 18- month spin class.

Obama Pulling Out All The Stops For $1B Campaign

June 29, 2011

President Obama and top White House aides are waging a behind-the-scenes push to win over skeptical big-dollar donors — whose early money is needed to help fund a dramatic summertime expansion of his battleground-state machinery.

Campaign officials are working to broaden Obama’s network of “bundlers,” the well-connected rainmakers tasked with soliciting big checks from wealthy donors, while seeking to preserve the aura of a grass-roots movement by luring back the kind of small Internet donations that helped shatter fundraising records four years ago.

To do so, Obama and his aides are leveraging every asset available to a sitting president — from access to top West Wing officials to a possible food tasting with the White House chef.

O looking for creative ways to leverage his popularity.

TSA Inspects Diaper Of 95-Year Old Women. Angry Diaper Clown Says Come And Get It

June 28, 2011

The Transportation Security Administration has denied that its agents required a 95-year-old woman to remove her adult diaper last week before allowing her to pass a screening checkpoint at Northwest Florida Regional Airport.

“We have reviewed the circumstances involving this screening and determined that our officers acted professionally, according to proper procedure and did not require this passenger to remove an adult diaper.”

The woman’s daughter, Jean Weber, told CNN on Monday that the TSA agents acted professionally and never ordered the removal of her mother’s diaper. However, Weber said the agents made it clear that her mother could not board the plane unless they were able to inspect the diaper.

According to Weber, it was her idea to remove the diaper so it could be inspected and they could make their flight.”They were doing their job according to the instructions of the TSA and their policies,” Weber said, later adding that the options offered them were to remove the diaper or “she was not going to get on the plane.”

Angry Diaper Clown Said Come And Get It..

Welcome Back Weiner, Wants To Be A Kingmaker

June 28, 2011

His ego has no bounds.
In a dazzling display of arrogance, disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner, aka Horshack, is trying to insert himself back into politics — calling power brokers and would-be candidates for his old seat, hoping they’ll let him play a role in choosing his own successor, The Post has learned.Weiner, who became a national dirty joke after he was caught sexting young women, now wants to be a kingmaker.

One Democratic insider confirmed that Weiner has spoken to the Queens party chairman, Rep. Joe Crowley, about whom the Dems should pick. He has also reached out to several of the potential candidates, according to the  insider.

Olympic Hopeful Makes Decision To Sell Tattoo Ad Space During Games

June 27, 2011

Top Australian beach volleyballer Claire Kelly is so committed to getting her and partner Carla Kleverlaan to the London Olympics that she is offering potential sponsors tattoo space on her body, the Sunday Herald Sun reported.

For $10,000 (US$10,500) sponsors can have a 0.8 x 0.8 inch (2 x 2cm) piece of Kelly’s toned and tanned left limb, while $50,000 (US$52,490) buys a 1.9 x 1.9 inch (5 x 5cm) space on her right arm or shoulder. Other so-called “packages” are also being offered for sale on auction website eBay.

“It’s taken me months to get the courage to do this and now I’m going through with it,” Kelly said. “I was thinking, ‘Tattoo my body with a business logo just so I can have a chance to play for my country at the Olympics? I’m crazy’!



Obama, Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

June 27, 2011

Obama administration officials are putting together a team of ‘mystery shoppers’ to pose as patients, call doctors’ offices and request appointments to see how difficult it is for people to get care when they need it.
The move follows increasing alarm over the shortage of primary care doctors.
The administration says the survey will address the shortage and try to discover whether doctors are accepting patients with private insurance while turning away those in government health programmes that pay lower reimbursement rates.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx


Kim Kardashian Proves She Is A Natural Born Ass

June 26, 2011

The ink hasn’t even dried on their prenup and Kim Kardashian has already called dibs on baby names for the children she plans on having with fiancee Kris Humphries. In fact, when the season premiere of the E! reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians was filmed, her family didn’t even know about her beau, so they were all pretty surprised to hear her lay claim to all names starting with the letter “K.”

Kim Kardashian natural born ass..