Archive for June, 2010

Ask The Eye.Turn Down the Thermostat Or It Could Get Gorey

June 30, 2010

Dear Eye View,
I just turned 60 this year, and seem to be in some sort of heated sexual frenzy. My wife and I have been happily married for 40 years. We are pillars of the community and have a great family. But we have only had sex with each other. We were high-school sweethearts and have been together sexually for 43 years (yes, I know I was young—but we took the appropriate precautions, and hey, we’ve been married for 40 years now, so no judgments). Anyway, we both want to do a little experimentation sexually and think that we can do it without hurting our marriage. We want to experience outside sex only. We are very committed to each other, and know that we will grow old together. Do you think this little experiment will backfire?


You old horn dog. At this point it would be best to turn down the thermostat and keep it all in the family. If you start experimenting at this point there could be unintendented consequences you will not be able to manage. And that could just be  the “Tip of the iceberg”. Also if you go with the short robe keep it belted.. Hope this helps.


72 Days Later, US Accepts Oil Spill Help From Other Countries, Holds Job Fair

June 30, 2010

WASHINGTON (AP) — After 72 days, the United States is accepting help from 12 countries and international organizations in dealing with the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

The State Department said in a statement Tuesday that the U.S. is working out the particulars of the help that’s been accepted.

The identities of all 12 countries and international organizations were not immediately announced. One country was cited in the State Department statement — Japan, which is providing two high-speed skimmers and fire containment boom.

More than 30 countries and international organizations have offered to help with the spill. The State Department hasn’t indicated why some offers have been accepted and others have not.

Basically our house is on fire, and we are interviewing firemen at the job fair…Oil spill emergency is not such an emergency, more an inconvenience.


Blago Wants Smart Cabinet Position…

June 30, 2010

Prosecutors allege the ex-governor tried to leverage his Senate appointment power as a bargaining chip to find his next job.

At times, there’s a kid-in-a-candy-store flavor to the wish lists that Rod Blagojevich rattles off in the wiretaps played at his corruption trial. A very frustrated kid in a store with shelves that leave things mostly out of his reach.

Blagojevich wants to be ambassador to India, or maybe Indonesia. Or how about the United Nations?

The list goes on: a cabinet post such as health and human services secretary or commerce secretary, university professor, political action committee director, advocacy group head, leader of a nonprofit. Maybe, he said, he would just appoint himself to the vacancy in the U.S. Senate that he’s now accused of essentially trying to sell to the highest bidder.

Or, to put it another way, Blagojevich desperately wanted to be anything but Illinois governor, the job he twice campaigned furiously to win.

“Whatever cabinet position would be not stupid?” Blagojevich asked on one call.

The Gores Transfer All Their Real Estate Into LLP, Grobal Warning

June 30, 2010

WHY did AL & TIPPER GORE buy $8.8 mill California mansion just prior to publicly announcing their divorce?   And WHAT is the real-estate sleight-of-hand they pulled in  Tennessee that experts find “puzzling”?!

A month after scoring their new palatial Montecito estate, Al and Tipper transferred nine properties the wealthy Gores own in Carthage, Tennessee from their own names into a limited liability company (LLP) –  a corporate partnership which, legally, is a separate entity.

According to legal docs filed in Tennessee, the transfer of ownership occurred after the accuser in the AL GORE SEX SCANDAL filed a 2009 police complaint accusing the ex-VICE of sexual misconduct.

A real estate  transfer of ownership protects the valuable assets in potential legal claims.

A limited liability partnership, like a corporation, is a completely separate entity and can not be liable as an asset if someone files personal lawsuits against either Gore.

The Gores also bought the new California mansion under the auspices of a trust which, experts say, can also be shielded from potential legal attack.

Not so puzzling …..from global warming to Tipper exit stage left to solar powered hot seat….John Edwards moves from under the bus.. 

Ask The Eye, Ugly is Skin Deep, Skinny Bitch Could Last a Lifetime.

June 29, 2010

Dear Eye View,
My boyfriend and I are in a healthy and loving relationship, and we are beginning to talk about marriage. We both want the same number of kids at the same point in our lives. It is presumed that these will be our biological children. The issue is, I’m not sure that I would want to bear my boyfriend’s children. While he is incredibly intelligent and has a great personality, he is markedly less physically attractive than I am. We get occasional lighthearted comments from friends and family about the discrepancy. Having biological children has never been important to me, and I think adoption is great. I believe that he will be an amazing father and that our children, biological or adopted, would be bright and well-behaved as a result of good parenting. Should I bring these thoughts up with him? I think he would be open to the idea of adoption but would also be hurt by my rationale. At what point should we discuss this more seriously, and how should I tell him how I feel?

Skinny Bitch

Dear Skinny Bitch,
You’re wise to avoid the potential tragedy of reproducing with your boyfriend. You would be wise to avoid reproducing with anyone. A nice future family Christmas card should kick start the dialogue
. Remember ugly is skin deep, you could be a skinny bitch for a lifetime.

Hope this helps



Ask The Eye, Check For Looseness

June 29, 2010

Dear Eye View,
I have not told anyone this, but I am in love. I am 17 years old and a senior in high school. I have never had a problem talking to girls, except when it comes to this one. When I first saw her in the eighth grade, the first thought that came to my mind was, “I would marry that girl.” I know that this just sounds like a crush, but the more I got to know her, the more I fell for her. Even though I have been out with plenty of other girls, I still can’t get her off my mind. I feel nervous, shy, and unsure of myself when I see her. Though we say “Hi” to each other just about every day, I can’t ever seem to get any further then that. I have lots of things going for me: I’m an athlete, do well in school, and have plenty of friends. I just can’t find the words when I am around her. I just don’t want to graduate this year, never see her again, move on with my life, and wonder “what if?”

—A Guy With a Girl Problem

Dear Guy with Girl Problems

You are still young. It is too early to tell if your girl friend will grow up into a “Loose Women”. Give your relationship several more years until you can decide if she is “loose”. Also be careful if you drive a truck..Hope this helps.




Sex complaint against Gore is detailed, credible, US and Globe Locked In A Box

June 29, 2010
The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president’s story that he and wife Tipper simply “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage

A little later, she said, Gore produced a bottle of brandy and mentioned there were condoms in the “treat box” provided by the hotel. “He then forced an open mouth kiss on me,” she said

Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.

Gore holds Americans hostage by Social Security  lock box and  World  by Global Warming  Treat box..

Bear Attacks Kentucky Hiker Over Wallet

June 29, 2010

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A hiker who was attacked by a black bear in eastern Kentucky said he was about to stab the animal in the eye with his pocket knife when another hiker threw a day pack at the bear and distracted it.

“The bear had a really good chunk of my leg in his mouth and was shaking me,” Tim Scott told The Associated Press on Monday, after receiving 50-60 stitches and being released from a hospital.

“He was trying to subdue me, and he was focused on nothing but doing that.”

“This was a private incident between me and a bear,” he said.”I was chomped on by a bear, and he was a bad bear, but that doesn’t speak of all bears.”

The Kentucky Department of Fish and Wildlife Resources says the incident Sunday was the first recorded bear attack on a person in the state. The Department said the guy did have a suspicious wallet in his possession.

The hiker said I guess it wasn’t a good day to have my bacon camping  wallet on me

Red-hot Beauty Snared in Russia ‘Espionage’ Shock, Seemed So Clean

June 29, 2010

A ring of 10 Russian moles right out of a Cold War spy novel was smashed yesterday — and among those busted was a flame-haired, 007-worthy beauty who flitted from high-profile parties to top-secret meetings around Manhattan.

Russian national Anna Chapman — a 28-year-old divorcee with a masters in economics, an online real-estate business, a fancy Financial District apartment and a Victoria’s Secret body — had been passing information to a Russian government official every Wednesday since January, authorities charged.

At her arraignment last night, she was held without bail as federal prosecutor Michael Farbiarz called her a “highly trained agent” and a “practiced deceiver.”
FBI stated this bust was a throw back to the Cold War Days…Neighbors were shocked saying she seemed so clean…


The Supremes Uphold Gun Ownership with Second and 14th Amendment 1-2 Punch

June 28, 2010

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court held Monday that Americans have the right to own a gun for self-defense anywhere they live, advancing a recent trend by the John Roberts-led bench to embrace gun rights.

By a 5-4 vote, the justices cast doubt on handgun bans in the Chicago area, but signaled that some limitations on the Constitution’s “right to keep and bear arms” could survive legal challenges.

Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the court, said that the Second Amendment right “applies equally to the federal government and the states.”

The court was split along familiar ideological lines, with five conservative-moderate justices in favor of gun rights and four liberals opposed. Chief Justice Roberts voted with the majority.

Justices John Paul Stevens and Stephen Breyer, joined by Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor, each wrote a dissent. Stevens, in his final day on the bench after more than 34 years, said that unlike the Washington case, Monday’s decision “could prove far more destructive – quite literally – to our nation’s communities and to our constitutional structure.”

In the Judges ruling, the 14th amendment, freeing slaves,  made it clear the 2nd amendment gun right was crucial, to  help  protect recently released slaves . Their position was that newly released slaves that did not have the right of gun ownership would not be truely free. Also there was always the chance of the visit by the Democrat KKK. Judicial 2-14  punch..